last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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