Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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