I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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