NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
