According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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