so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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