That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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