chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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