And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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