so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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