You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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