Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
