She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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