PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
