so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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