Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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