If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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