I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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