Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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