ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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