Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize