I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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