in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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