It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
