i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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