Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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