Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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