Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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