How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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