Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is it penis luge time yet?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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