he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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