just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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