seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
