I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Alive.
So much puke
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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