marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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