Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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