at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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