i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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