He is an equal opportunity slut.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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