I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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