fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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