I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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