she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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