So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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