Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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