Porn is love you can see.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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