Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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