have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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