I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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