If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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