I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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