I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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